"ScootScoot" (ScootScoot)
09/25/2013 at 14:45 • Filed to: None
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"ScootScoot" (ScootScoot)
09/25/2013 at 14:45 • Filed to: None | 3
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Had to go to the FedEx store to mail work stuff and got back on the Highway and something blasted through my windshield. What ever the fuck it was, it went fucking flying past my face and hit the backseat and went ricocheting all over the place. Glass in my ear.
Found it. It was a 9 volt Duracell. Really? I was almost killed by a battery. That's not quite how I thought I would go. Eaten by dragons is preferable. But a battery? That would have been sooooooooooo lame. I gotta go deal with the SafeLite guy. Happy Wankle Wednesday...
PS. KINJA!!!! Why you gotta do me like that? Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick Kinja? Because I want to at least look pretty the next time you decide to FUCK ME!!!
ddavidn
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:46 |
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Whoa, close call. Glad you're all right. Wonder if it thought you were the energizer bunny.
cazzyodo
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:47 |
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Good thing it wasn't an Energizer...that would have kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going.
But in all seriousness, Jesus...glad you're ok.
HammerheadFistpunch
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:47 |
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Holy Hell man! You lucked out big time. that would have hurt.
J. Walter Weatherman
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:50 |
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Holy shit. Glad you're ok. That looks like it could have seriously fucked you up.
P.S. Dragons don't usually eat people, they mostly just burninate them...
desertdog5051
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:55 |
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Glad it didn't hit you. I would like to get my hands on the asshole that threw it.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 14:56 |
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Now that would be a horrible way to go - if it was a huge ass pebble, then it's somewhat decent, but damn.
Glad to see you made it out ok, though.
Xesty
> desertdog5051
09/25/2013 at 14:57 |
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It was probably on the road and a tire kicked it up. No way someone throwing a battery could cause it to go through the windshield like that.
MonkeePuzzle
> J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 14:58 |
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burninating the country siiiiiiiiiiiide
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> MonkeePuzzle
09/25/2013 at 15:08 |
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TROOGGGDOOR!
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 15:10 |
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Glad you're okay, holy fuck.
PS9
> Xesty
09/25/2013 at 15:17 |
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Depends on who's doing the throwing. Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd stoop that low either, but after killing zod and leveling metropolis, I heard He's been a reeeeeeal dick lately...
RotaryLover
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 15:17 |
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You're a lucky man, good thing you're ok! Now go play lottery and scratch the ticket with that 9 volt Duracell battery.
ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 15:18 |
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And its raining. Your lucky day huh.
Chairman Kaga
> J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 16:04 |
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A more better S.
wkiernan
> ScootScoot
09/25/2013 at 16:38 |
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What the Hell, did someone fire this battery out of a cannon? It takes major impact to break a safety-glass windshield, I've tried to do it to junk cars with sticks, shovels, hammers, etc. and it's a lot harder than you'd think. Have another look and see if you can't find a bullet rolling around inside your car.
davidj210
> Xesty
09/26/2013 at 14:23 |
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Could it have been thrown from traffic coming from the other direction? If you're both doing 75mph, then the battery would be going 150 relative to your car.
magman007
> ScootScoot
09/26/2013 at 14:46 |
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Thats crazy!
Safelite repair Safelite Replace!
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Xesty
> davidj210
09/26/2013 at 15:38 |
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While a possibility, the likely hood of such a thing is pretty slim.
944tim
> ScootScoot
09/26/2013 at 17:26 |
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examine battery for frictional heating, send pictures to NASA complain, and demand new windshield. one of your astronauts dropped this!